Warning: A New Fandom Approaches

So my friend thought it would be a good idea to introduce me to Transformers and now I'm obsessed. Don't be surprised if there's a sudden influx of Prime and Animated rants.

Hello Everyone

So I recently received a comment on my ever so popular post about how Justin Bieber's music should go die in a hole.

SO! As per your request, ma'am, Here are some lovely pictures of the beautiful, snarky little bugger.
Enjoy! :)

That is all. Good day my fellow Beatlemaniacs. So long and thanks for all the fish.

-Brittney the Consulting Time Lord

Sorry I havnt been posting.  I don't have any good stories
- Brigitte (the whovian)

Been Good to Know You All

So today school as fairly normal. I fused Pokemon with each other during lunch with my friends and I slept during most of bio. The interesting part of the day didn't start until 7:00.

Today was the choir awards ceremony. I sat by Chandler, Pauline, Guillaume, and Ashley. As per tradition, all the choirs got really cool pins that said 'chorus' with little blue stars on them. Then, Mr. Harney gave the juniors and seniors their letters (well, those who needed them) and he played a video of all the best moments in choir. We honoured all the staff for all their hard work, and then Mr. Harney gave out the awards. There were about 5 awards for each individual choir, and then there were the awards that spanned all four choirs. They were awarded as so:

Top Female Freshman Vocalist: me

Top Male Freshman Vocalist: Daniel

Top Female Sophomore Vocalist: Cassandra

Top Male Sophomore Vocalist: Jonathan

Top Female Junior Vocalist: Emma

Top Male Junior Vocalist: Tyler

Top Female Senior Vocalist:  Andrea

Top Male Senior Vocalist: Nathaniel

Director's Award: Andrea

Nathaniel got like 5 other awards cos he's in all the choirs he can be, and Samskey was awarded Most Dedicated Madrigal. They absolutely deserve it all. Then, after all the awards had been handed out, Parker sang the incredibly catchy graduation song that he wrote. It's adorable and I really hope he puts it on iTunes.

Then, Mr. Harney gave us time to say a few words to the seniors. Many people went up and everyone said so many nice things that I had an inexplicable need to get up and express my gratitude for all my dear, dear friends.

So that's what I did.

And oh my gosh, I'm still not sure what exactly happened. I started to talk and explained how I've done choir for most of my life but I've never really connected with the people in it because I'm so anti-social. But the second I started to talk about how this year I finally did, thanks to all the seniors, a wave of emotion flooded my entire being. I burst into tears while thanking all of my friends-Samskey, Nathaniel, Issak, Andrea, Tyler, Ashley, and everyone really-for their profound influence on me. I was unable to fathom how much I love and adore these people. I could barely talk through my sobs, when someone shouted, "Somebody give that girl a hug!" and I found myself enveloped in a giant hug from all of my friends. 

I lost it right then.

These beautiful, amazing people have helped me survive throughout the year and I owe so much to them. They are the reason I love choir as much as I do because they're not just amazing singers, they're outstanding life coaches as well and their wisdom never ceases to astound me. They have changed my life for the better and I cannot thank them enough. I love them all deeply and passionately with every fiber of my being. I look up to them with the highest of respect. They have some of the strongest souls I have ever seen and I am sure that they were put here in this day and age to be beacons of light and goodness in this world full of darkness and despair. They are my role models and I wish them everything good this world has to offer. I will miss them so much and I honestly don't know what I'm going to do without them. Joining this choir has been the best thing that has ever happened to me and I love each and every person in it with every bit of my heart and soul.

 I will remember each one of them and their profound influence on me forever.

LIKE FIRE!!!! HELL FIRE!!!!!!!

So yesterday the band programme at my high school had a fundraiser where Le Polynesia came and performed for everyone. Well, one of my senior friends is in it, so of course I had to go to just to see him dance. Now, I had known for a while that he could dance,
but french the bloody llama I didn't know he could DANCE!!!!!! 

I mean really though! I would say that he's bloody amazing, but that adjective doesn't do him justice!!
This man does bloody everything. He's in the top choir and band in my school, he's in marching band, he was bloody Javert in our school production of Les Mis, HE DANCES WITH FIRE, he's in another choir outside of school, he's really nice and helpful and funny, and he tutors cos he's a bloody genius too!! Now how can he do all that and not explode?? Well...he doesn't internet and he's kind of allergic to technology so there's that.
But this man, this man right here, he is my role model and I'm honoured to have had the privilege of knowing him and being his friend even though I'm only a freshman. Hats off to you sir. I honestly wish there were more people like you in the world. Thank you for being a beacon of light in this dark world.

When I die, I want that awesome thing done where they take your ashes and put them under enough pressure to turn them into a precious gem. I then want that gem forged into a sword's hilt so my heir can avenge me because I'm going to be killed unjustly by the hand of my archenemy, I can assure you.

I Had An Experience

So today I drove to Utah with my mom and well…we had some experiences. So we started off and everything was fine and dandy. We played Yellow Car cos you’re always playing Yellow Car and we bought Coach purses and stuff from Bath and Body Works. So anyway, we were on our merry way and driving along through the Virgin River Gorge when all of a sudden a wild super crazy driver appeared! Like seriously though. He was all over the road, swerving back and forth, straddling the middle of the lanes, and hugging the sides. Now remember, this was when we’re driving through a GORGE so if he hit someone (like us), everyone would plummet over the side of the road and fall to their deaths. So naturally, we were scared out of our minds. It was so freaking scary!! And at one point he was driving right alongside us and I was all like:

“BLOODY FREAKING ‘ELL PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE DON’T HIT US I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEE!!!!!!”

And everyone else on the road was all like:

It was very concerning cos this was the SECOND TIME we saw a crazy driver! Earlier we saw another guy who was driving as

and it was really scary. So yeah. Today was quite the adventure. I got delicious smelling lotions and almost died! And this event gives me an excuse to use this GIF:

Anyways, please don’t drive like a psychopath. Please? For me?

Drive safely everyone and DFTBA!

-Brittney the Consulting Time Lord