When I die, I want that awesome thing done where they take your ashes and put them under enough pressure to turn them into a precious gem. I then want that gem forged into a sword's hilt so my heir can avenge me because I'm going to be killed unjustly by the hand of my archenemy, I can assure you.

I Had An Experience

So today I drove to Utah with my mom and well…we had some experiences. So we started off and everything was fine and dandy. We played Yellow Car cos you’re always playing Yellow Car and we bought Coach purses and stuff from Bath and Body Works. So anyway, we were on our merry way and driving along through the Virgin River Gorge when all of a sudden a wild super crazy driver appeared! Like seriously though. He was all over the road, swerving back and forth, straddling the middle of the lanes, and hugging the sides. Now remember, this was when we’re driving through a GORGE so if he hit someone (like us), everyone would plummet over the side of the road and fall to their deaths. So naturally, we were scared out of our minds. It was so freaking scary!! And at one point he was driving right alongside us and I was all like:

“BLOODY FREAKING ‘ELL PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE DON’T HIT US I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEE!!!!!!”

And everyone else on the road was all like:

It was very concerning cos this was the SECOND TIME we saw a crazy driver! Earlier we saw another guy who was driving as

and it was really scary. So yeah. Today was quite the adventure. I got delicious smelling lotions and almost died! And this event gives me an excuse to use this GIF:

Anyways, please don’t drive like a psychopath. Please? For me?

Drive safely everyone and DFTBA!

-Brittney the Consulting Time Lord

Doctor Who Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

There's a grief that can't be spoken.

There's a pain goes on and on.

Empty chairs at empty tables

Now my friends are dead and gone.

Here they talked of revolution.

Here it was they lit the flame.

Here they sang about `tomorrow'

And tomorrow never came.

From the table in the corner

They could see a world reborn

And they rose with voices ringing

And I can hear them now!

The very words that they had sung

Became their last communion

On this lonely barricade at dawn.

Oh my friends, my friends forgive me

That I live and you are gone.

There's a grief that can't be spoken.

There's a pain goes on and on.

Phantom faces at the window.

Phantom shadows on the floor.

Empty chairs at empty tables

Where my friends will meet no more.

Oh my friends, my friends, don't ask me

What your sacrifice was for

Empty chairs at empty tables

Where my friends will sing no more

So yeah I did this thing after watching the new episode and having so many feels cos the Doctor is just so damaged and hurt inside and I want to make it all better. I was just reminded of it when he was going on about losing people. When I made the connection, I curled up in a ball and cried for a minute or so and then started scouring the internet for GIFs to make this. I know it's heart-wrenching, but my inner Steven Moffat has come out to play tonight. Enjoy...or cry your eyes out. Whichever suits your fancy.

-Brittney the Consulting Timelord

I Have A New OTP

So yesterday I was derping around on Tumblr and I came across a fabulous blog (artbylexie.tumblr.com)
This chick is one of THE MOST AMAZING artists I have ever seen. She draws a lot of Sherlolly (Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper) art and she also fanfiction with her friends and IT'S JUST SO FLUFFY AND ADORABLE AND NOW I SHIP IT! I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX! I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP! I JUST...I CAN'T...LIKE...THERE'S SO MUCH SHERLOLLY AND THEY'RE  ALL DOMESTIC AND FREAKING MARRIED IN A LOT OF HER STUFF AND NOW I SHIP IT FOREVER AND I THINK I MAY EVEN SHIP IT MORE THAN ROSE/DOCTOR LIKE SERIOUSLY THOUGH GUYS I LOVE THIS PAIRING SO MUCH IT'S JUST SO PERFECT AND GORGEOUS AND ADORABLE AND AMAZING AND LOVELY AND FANTASTIC AND BEAUTIFUL AND FABULOUS AND I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS OKAY??

Ooooooh I just love it so much that I spammed my friends with links to her stuff cos it's just so freaking cute!
One of my favourites is Falling. (http://artbylexie.tumblr.com/post/42259183490/sherlock-molly-falling-print-available-story) It's so cute and adorable and I love it to pieces cos she and her friends stay really true to the characters and it just makes it that much more amazing and I love it. Check her out my little pineapples. You won't regret it. (Seriously though. I stayed up til midnight last night going though her entire blog.)

GO NOW FRIENDS

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-Brittney the Consulting Timelord

P.S.  She does Cabin Pressure and some Doctor Who stuff too. Also, she doesn't do Johnlock and I respect her so much for it. Why are you still here? Go to her blog peasants! artbylexie.tumblr.com

More Art

So yeah that's all I'm posting today. If you want to see all my stuff, check out my Deviantart:

http://pyneapplejprgdftba.deviantart.com/

-Brittney the Consulting Timelord

I Ship It

Roxy/Dirk forever

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Adorable Little Detectives

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Crossovers!

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10th Doctor Collage

It's a series.

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9th Doctor Collage

My baby

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Busting Myths Chibi-style

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BBC Sherlock

This is my baby, Sherlock Holmes, and one of the very best lines in the entire show :)

-Brittney the Consulting Time Lord :)

THIS. IS. ART!!!

So yeah I've been drawing a lot lately thanks to my friends who are really artistically talented and have inspired me. I've also gotten into Homestuck and BBC's Sherlock. Basically I have lots of fanart material now. So I'll be posting a lot of art here. Why?

Be prepared my friendly mushrooms.

-Brittney the Consulting Timelord