Friday, December 30, 2011

The Beatles Are WAY Better Than Justin Bieber

 Good morning personages! J As you all know, I am obsessed with the Beatles. I mean, they are the most revolutionary, influential, and universally acclaimed group of the twentieth century! (Not to mention adorableJ) Who wouldn’t love them?? Well sadly, I know a group of Americans who don’t love the Beatles. The horribly misguided, peoples (with no taste in music) that are too busy loving none other than the horrible, vile, untalented, twit… Justin Bieber. (Cue the horrified gaspsJ) I know, I know, it’s horrible. These poor girls who turned on the radio one day to hear his (oddly feminine) voice, without being previously exposed to the sweet, sweet melodies of the Fab Four, instantly loved the (horrific) sound of the fiend’s music. (If you can call it that) These poor, poor girls had caught this horrible new disease, deadly to anyone who had listened to real music. (But strangely enough made girls that hadn’t listened to real music fall at this fiend’s feet) The scientific name for this malady is Malus pyrexia, otherwise known as…wait for it… Bieber Fever. (Shudder, shudder) Many have tried and failed to cure this horrid, horrid, disease. It seems that there is no hope left for these poor girls. All is lost… or is it?? For I have developed a cure for these poor girls… BEATLEMANIA!!! In order to give them this cure, I will spam them all with the amazing, the adorable, the talented, the just-too-gosh-darn-loveable, PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thank you, thank youJ)












But sadly, just the sight of the amazing Paul McCartney will only cure (to my calculations) an eighth of the infected girls. (Since some just like the fiendish Justin Bieber for his looks…ick) The other seven eighths will be slightly trickier. To cure an additional four eighths, I must fill their ears with the sweet melodies of the lads from Liverpool. J I will make them listen to Paul’s amazing songs:  And I Love Her, Michelle, P.S. I Love You, All My Loving, and When I Saw Her Standing There.  They will love the Beatles and their amazing talent and a good four sixths of the infected will be cured. J But unfortunately, there is another two thirds of these infected girls won’t listen to the sweet sound of Beatles and refuse to relinquish the horrid virus. Two eighths I will cure by comparison. (These girls have been infected in a less common way. This way is that they think the Beatles are either old or dead so their music must be horrible compared to Justin Bieber and refuse to listen to it because of this belief. They also think for some reason that the fiend is better looking than the Fab Four. Crazy, I say.) For them, I will show them my amazing comparison of the Beatles versus Justin Bieber. Let’s start with the smile. George Harrison versus Justin Bieber...on your mark...get set...GO!!!! J
Do I even need to say that George wins?? I mean seriously, he's got the cutest smile, like, ever! Beatles-1; Justin Bieber-0. Now let's move on to see who has the cutest face: Paul McCartney or Justin Bieber. J


Now clearly Paul wins. I mean, look at that face!!! He’s just so adorable!!! And here Justin actually has the advantage because Paul is in his twenties here and Justin is in his teens. Beatles-2; Justin Bieber-0. But now since these girls will be all like, “That’s not fair! They’re not the same age!” I will appease them. Let’s see who is cuter as a little kid: Ringo Starr or Justin Bieber.


Awwww!!! Look at baby Ringo!!!!!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! He's just so adorable!!!!!!!! I've taken a survey and 99.999% of all sane people think Ringo is by far the cutest.J Beatles-3; Justin Bieber-0. Now let’s see who is funnier: The Beatles… or Justin Bieber. (This shouldn’t take longJ)

Now I compare hairstyles. (Mutter mutter mutter Paul mutter)J
Justin Bieber stole the Beatles’ mop tops and didn’t even wear it good!! Beatles-4; Justin Bieber-0. But sadly, just comparing looks won’t convince all of them. I must compare talent and accomplishments.

(If the pic is too small, click on it.) Obviously, the Beatles are more awesome. They are cuter, more amazing, more talented, and have accomplished more than Justin Bieber. BEATLES WIN
8-0!!!!!!! But sadly there will always be that last eighth who will still love Justin Bieber even after all this. But I will continue to try to cure them, one sad, misguided girl at a time.
Yeah I have ambitions, don’t I. J Maybe someday this will actually work and I will be a hero, J but for now I can only dream. Oh well, DFTBA and listen to the BEATLES!!!!!!!!! J

Thursday, December 29, 2011

warning: this post may contain large amounts of doctor who

for those of you who dont know what doctor who is, Doctor Who is a British science fiction television programme produced by the BBC. The programme depicts the adventures of a time-travelling humanoid alien known as the Doctor who explores the universe in a sentient time machine called the TARDIS that flies through time and space, whose exterior appears as a blue police box from 1963 London which is when the Series first aired. Along with a succession of companions, he faces a variety of foes while working to save civilizations, help people, and right wrongs. (thank you wiki). Doctor who is the longest-running science fiction television show in the world (eat it star wars) oh well now laineys gonna kill me for saying that lainey if your reading this, please dont kill me. ok i digress, doctor who started in 1963, thats right 1963. now your probably thinking how can be running for 48 years? Well, In cases of advanced age, mortal illness, or fatal injury, time lords (the doctors race from the planet gallifrey) have the ability to regenerate their bodies to create a new physical form. There presonality changes to making them seem like a new person. this process is called regeneration.So that means thats every few years or so they cast new actors to play the doctor. there have been 11 actors who have played the doctor (the doctor can regenerate 12 times for a total of 13 bodes) in order from 1-10 William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, and David Tennant have all played the doctor. Matt Smith is the current doctor at number 11. So yeah long time. more next time i guess. byyyyyeeee

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Think I Could Be A Novelist? :)

Okay, so on Monday I was texting my friend, Emilia, and she was wishing that she could email our other friend, James. Well, since he had told me his email address previously, I told her that I could give it to her but she was all like, "No that would be weird if I emailed him and said, hi James. Yeah I bet you're wondering how I got your email address. Well, if you want to know the truth, magical fairies gave it to me. So yeah, bye."
So, since they're both obsessed with Star Wars, I said, "Then don't say that. say that Qui-gon Jinn gave it to you." And then since she's a real stickler about details, she said, "Qui-gon is DEAD." and then I proceeded to create an elaborate story about how Emilia got James's email via a bunch of Star Wars characters that went like this:


Miles, James, and I were had gone to see Obi-wan Kenobi on Tattooine for training on how to use the lightsabers that we had previously aquired somehow while Emilia was on a secret mission. We trained for many weeks until we had mastered it. Well, most of us anyway. Miles, for some strange reason, was having trouble so he said he would stay a bit longer to train while James and I went to go find Yoda on Dagobah via directions that Obi-wan had given us. Well, James and I went to Dagobah and Yoda taught us how to use the Force. Then one day, when James was out training, Yoda told me about an ancient prophecy, even more ancient than Anakin's that Emilia, Miles, James and I were key parts in. He said that James was destined to become the greatest Jedi of all and that he would face many trials and most likely, deaths, because of his destiny so Emilia, Miles, and I must stick by him and help him be strong or all will be lost and James could die. I was shocked! James was destined to be the greatest Jedi of all time and if my friends and I don't help him, it could be fatal! I sat down on a rock to register all of the shocking news. Yoda then told me a strange thing called an email address. He said that it would belong to James in the distant future and that I was to give it to Emilia when the time was right. I nodded and went outside. James ran up to me, panting.
"Luke just sent me a transmission." he said between large breaths, "We have to go to Tattooine right away. Miles's ship blew up!" I gasped in horror.
"Is he okay?!" I asked, terrified.
"Thankfully, yes. It exploded when he wasn't in it." replied James. I sighed in relief.
"Well, let's go get him." I said. We said goodbye to Yoda and left for Tattooine. When we got there, we found Miles standing outside Obi-wan's house talking with Emilia to our great surprise. James and I pestered Miles for information until Emilia said that she hadn't told him anything. We apologized to Miles and then tried to extract information from Emilia who wouldn't give any, despite all our cajoling. Eventually we gave up and flew back home.

So, think I can earn a living as a novelist? :) Anyway, bye and DFTBA! :)

Monday, December 26, 2011

CHRISTMAS HAS COME!!!!!..... and Gone :)

Okay so as we all know, yesterday was CHRISTMAS so that means PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!! :D Yay!! half of what I got had something to do with the Beatles :) (the exception is a IHome, BYU pjs and scarf, and a Calvin and Hobbes book) I got a Beatles t-shirt, a Beatles Fake Book (a fake book is a book that has the melody for each song and chords as well), a gigantical Beatles anthology book, and a DVD with the four episodes of the Ed Sullivan Show that the Beatles starred in. I think I'm set for life :) I will now spam you all with Christmas Beatles pics because I have nothing else better to do. :) I know...you're thrilled :) But hey, it's my day to post so whatever. MORE PICTURES I SAY!!!! :)




Haha they sure like presents :) Anyway, the Beatles and I just wanted to wish everyone a late merry Christmas! So yeah (yeah yeah! Oh I crack myself up) I hope everyone has a fab time with their newly aquired stuff! So DFTBA and ho ho ho! :)

Saturday, December 24, 2011

I Love This Blog Post :)

Okay so I was randomly surfing the internet for Beatles related things (I can't remember when. It was a long time ago.) and I stumbled across this blog post from two years ago.

http://playingdressupwithkellie.blogspot.com/2009/09/random-post-wednesday-beatles.html

I laughed SO HARD!!! And I was so happy that I found another spazzy Beatles fan just like me! And if you scroll down all the way to the last comment you will see a comment by someone even more obsessed with Paul than I am! My friends have NO IDEA what a majorly crazed, deranged, and obsessed Beatles fan is. :) Well, actually they do (me!) but I contain it most of the time and I am realistic about it all. :) Anyway, I hope you enjoy an alternate source of Beatles fangirl spazziness! :) Bye! DFTBA and listen to the Beatles!! :)

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Star Trader is Officially My Favorite Store at Disneyland =)

Why you ask? Well I went to Disneyland with my good Jedi friend for her birthday and we went on Star Tours since she wanted to go to Coruscant (which we did) and since Star Tours exits through the Star Trader, we browsed for a while. Since I'm awesome, I was wearing my epic "I <3 the Beatles" t-shirt. Well anyways, as my Jedi friend and I were looking around, one of the employees there saw my awesome t-shirt and shouted to his fellow employees, "Hey! This girl likes the Beatles! It says so on her shirt!" And I, lacking anything else to say, said in response to the awesome outburst, "Paul McCartney is awesome!" Then the awesome Star Trader employee again shouted to his fellow employees, "She said Paul McCartney is awesome!" All the employees applauded me and I grinned because of the awesomeness. Then the awesome Star Trader employee said to me, "Stick around and have fun at Disneyland, kid, we like you." That really made my day =) It's nice to know that people appreciate my obsessions =) I gloated to my Jedi friend about this since they didn't comment on her Star Tours t-shirt and they worked at Star Tours! =) Again, the Beatles are epic win =)

Hello my friend and I are writing a doctor who script where 10 meets 11 here is was we have so far

  • 11: Hello doctor
  • 10: What the heck!
  • 11 and Amy: What…
  • 10: Why (points to bowtie)
  • 11: Why…bowties are cool
  • 10: no, no there not
  • 11: oh shut up
  • 10 : ( rolls eyes, notices sonic screwdriver) what, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SONIC!
  • 11: your sonic this is MINE
  • 10: DID YOU BREAK IT!
  • 11: no well…no
  • 10: you did didn’t you
  • 11: no an alien sort of…no
  • 10: so you broke it but why replace it with that thing?
  • 11: because…bowties and green sonics are cool!
  • Amy: Doctor who is that?
  • 11: well Amy…that’s…me
  • Amy: how can that be you he doesn’t look anything like you?!
  • 10: you haven’t told her, have you?
  • Amy: Tell me what!
  • 11: Well Amy…I haven’t…let’s say I haven’t always been this way
  • Amy: What do you mean doctor?
  • 10: WELL…Amy was it? There’s a proses called regeration, tell her doctor
  • 11: well… it means basically whenever the body in currently in is dying I change to another one
  • 10: Everything changes, hair, face, cells everything
  • Amy: that’s…
  • 11: now don’t we have something else to discuss
  • 10: like how I became this thing
  • 11: what thing!
  • 10: (points at 11)
  • 11: oh now that’s just rude
  • 10: rude and not ginger
  • 11: OH now we go to the hair, well you know I want to be ginger to too
  • Amy: guys…
  • 10: I’m not the one wearing the bowtie
  • 11: and I’m not the one wearing the ugly coat
  • Rory: what the heck is going on here?!
  • 10: where did he come from!
  • 11: his Rory the roman
  • Amy: AND MY HUSBAND!
  • 10: boy, have you been busy
  • 11: well I am the doctor
  • 10: I am too and you don’t see me picking up romans

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Haha This is One of My Favorite Videos

Haha okay so I said earlier that Matt Meese is my favorite of the BYU Divine Comedy group (if you watched the video on the first link, he's the one in the flaming screen). This BYU Divine Comedy sketch is HILARIOUS!!!! (Mostly because of Matt =3) Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4rgXls0NM

Haha BYU Divine Comedy is Hilarious!

Okay so BYU has this club thing called BYU Divine Comedy. It is SO FUNNY!!! I laugh hysterically every time I watch them. =3 So I can rant further about how awesome they are, here's the link to my favs =3 Oh and Matt Meese is my favorite of the DC Bunch =3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIFpZJKK0yw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG5iHdL4l_M&feature=related

Monday, October 17, 2011

FRENCH DESSERTS ARE YUMMY!!!!

Okay so I got bored the other day and when I was writing my book and I was looking for what a place that makes crepes was called (it's called a creperie by the way) and I randomly started looking up French desserts. I found the most delicious looking desserts ever! (I think =3)Anyway, it made me very hungry. Especially the chocolate crepe. (It looked so good that I used it in my book =3)I must share the deliciousness =3 check it out!

Hm....I didn't know you could put photos on here let me try. and also your welcome








Sunday, October 16, 2011

The Beatles are the Greatest Band in HISTORY!!!!!

Okay, so lately I've been obsessing over the Beatles. I mean, really. They are the awesomest band in the UNIVERSE!!! A bajillion times better than Justin Bieber and Willow Smith and other awful singers and bands. NECESSARY RANTING TIME!!!!!! Okay so I hate how people will say: Oh the Beatles are either old or dead which means they must suck. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!!!! I mean,they are THE ONLY BAND IN HISTORY to hold all top 5 slots of the BBC Records chart! NO BAND WILL EVER TOP THAT!!!!!!!! (Well, except maybe the band I hope to create =3) But anyway, now I must rant about the Beatles' epicness:
1.) They are Liverpudlian so they have awesome accents (I like Ringo's and Paul's)
2.) They have written more songs than ANY band!
3.) They were quite good-looking =3
4.) They were HILARIOUS!!
5.) They made and starred in movies like A Hard day's Night and Help! (so funny!)
6.) They have TWO cartoon shows! (I prefer the Beatles cartoons created in 1966)
7.) They wrote music that actually sounds good and they are ACTUALLY TALENTED!!!!!!
8.) They were more popular than ANY band nowadays
9.) Ringo and Paul are LEFT-HANDED!!!! (YAY! Like me! =3)
10.) John, Paul, Ringo, and George are THE MOST EPIC BRITISH BOYS IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! (ex. Paul McCartney is THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MUSICIAN IN THE WORLD!!)

(clears throat) Okay so now that I'm done venting (for now =3)I can say calmly... YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!JOHNPAULRINGOANDGEORGEARETHEAWESOMESTBANDEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (okay so maybe that wasn't too calm hehe) Alright now that I have gained my composure, I have two things to say: DFTBA and LISTEN TO THE BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =3
PS: Look at my amazing thingy from the Beatles Cartoons!(hehe fiendish thingy hehe)From left to right it goes John, Paul, Ringo, and George.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Fun day

hello, i have done some pretty stupid things today today, like i fell of my couch, Ya..... Anyways, today I went in to get my whopping cough shot cuz my school was going to suspend me if i didn't so went in, ended up getting like 4 shots cuz I haven't been to the doctor in like 7 years and I was thinking dude I need to go to school today, its kind of going to be hard to write when i cant feel my arm. but she did the shots on my left hand so its was fine, but ya, and then I twisted my ankle walking home. By the way i`m not trying to whine about my day, I just have no idea what to blog. And than I got home and went on tumblr. So that was my day befor I go hear is my tumblr http://thegiantsquidofawesome.tumblr.com/ Bye. :D

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Birthdays Rule

So today was my birthday, so much fun. I got lots of Beatles tshirts and two disney cds. Also, I am super excited because my mom is going to take me to see the Beatles Love cirque du soleil in Las Vegas!!! Woo hoo! The only downside is that it's in Las Vegas, my least favorite city. But hey, lots of upsides too! (happy dance) Anyway, I can't wait for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 comes out on DVD!!! SO AWESOME!!! I havenn't seen it yet so I'm all like, hurry up peoples! Release it already!!! I have also been working on my British accent because British accents are awesome. IMPROVEMENT HAS SHOWN!!! One of my friends can do the best British accent ever. It's scary...but SO COOL!!!! Well I have run out of cool things to say so goodbye and DFTBA!
Hi, i'm happy to tell you people that from now on Brittney and I will be shearing this blog. so let me tell you about myself. My name is Brigitte,I am a nerdfighter, I play the violin,bass guitar,and guitar. I LOVE Doctor Who (Its the best show of all time) and I like Adventure Time.I also like Harry Potter,pugs,my Friends, youtube, and tumblr. My fav bands are Mumford and Sons and Death Cab for Cutie. So that's it i am looking forward to blogin, bye. :)

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

WHY MUST IT BE FRED?!?!?!?!?!

Okay so I was on my Ipod today looking for backgrounds and I found the saddest thing ever. I found a letter that George Weasley wrote to Fred Weasley a year after Fred died. It was insanely sad!!! The saddest part I think was whe George wrote, "...I'm struggling, Fred. I'm not going to lie. I pretend like I'm okay, I crack jokes, I laugh but my heart is hurting. I want to touch you, hug you, to hear your laugh again..." I nearly died! Why did Fred have to die?! Of all people?! Why couldn't it be Percy?! Nobody likes Percy. I need to have a Sirius talk with J. K. Rowling. (Do you like my little joke?) Meanwhile, I'm writing what would happen if I was in the books in my amazing journal of awesomeness. If I was there, Sirius, Tonks, Lupin, and Fred would LIVE!!!! Harry suffers enough and what is George without Fred?! It's like having an awesome pair of orange socks and one of them goes missing forever. The other sock is so lonely!! How can he be awesome without his other half?! (sob sob sob... okay I'm good) sobsobsobsobsobsobsob (okay, maybe I wasn't so good after all) All right, spasm moment is over. I should probably stop typing because I'll either start crying or laughing hysterically. (and I have nothing else to say =3) Tell me in comments what you would change if you were in the Harry Potter series and DFTBA!!!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Squiggles

Have you ever thought about squiggles? They're so interesting to follow and if someone draws a really good one that doesn't cross itself and fills an entire page, it looks really complicated and hard to draw. But really, all it is is a line that is, well, squiggly. People get so jealous when another person can draw a cool little doodle, when they can do it themselves if they try. This youtube video is really interesting to me. I find it cool that this person knows how to take a simple doodle and make it cool by doing simple things. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2CZqsAw28 I'm surprised that this little doodle can be so cool! Anyway, watch the video and don't forget to be awesome.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Harry Potter is Awesome

Okay, so who agrees tht Harry Potter is awesome? Finally all eight movies are out and everyone can have the ultimate Harry Potter marathon. Now most people will say that Harry Potter is going to die out now that all the movies have been made. I disagree. J. K. Rowling has made a website called Pottermore, all about Harry Potter and the different backstories of all the characters. But the most crucial part is that you get to be a part of it. The site doesn't open until October so there is still a bit of waiting to do. But if you go to the site you can register your email and they'll tell you when Pottermore opens. The URL is http://www.pottermore.com/ I can't wait until it opens. Harry Potter lives on! DFTBA!