Happy new year guys

i hope 2012 will be a good year

The Beatles Are WAY Better Than Justin Bieber

 Good morning personages! J As you all know, I am obsessed with the Beatles. I mean, they are the most revolutionary, influential, and universally acclaimed group of the twentieth century! (Not to mention adorableJ) Who wouldn’t love them?? Well sadly, I know a group of Americans who don’t love the Beatles. The horribly misguided, peoples (with no taste in music) that are too busy loving none other than the horrible, vile, untalented, twit… Justin Bieber. (Cue the horrified gaspsJ) I know, I know, it’s horrible. These poor girls who turned on the radio one day to hear his (oddly feminine) voice, without being previously exposed to the sweet, sweet melodies of the Fab Four, instantly loved the (horrific) sound of the fiend’s music. (If you can call it that) These poor, poor girls had caught this horrible new disease, deadly to anyone who had listened to real music. (But strangely enough made girls that hadn’t listened to real music fall at this fiend’s feet) The scientific name for this malady is Malus pyrexia, otherwise known as…wait for it… Bieber Fever. (Shudder, shudder) Many have tried and failed to cure this horrid, horrid, disease. It seems that there is no hope left for these poor girls. All is lost… or is it?? For I have developed a cure for these poor girls… BEATLEMANIA!!! In order to give them this cure, I will spam them all with the amazing, the adorable, the talented, the just-too-gosh-darn-loveable, PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thank you, thank youJ)

But sadly, just the sight of the amazing Paul McCartney will only cure (to my calculations) an eighth of the infected girls. (Since some just like the fiendish Justin Bieber for his looks…ick) The other seven eighths will be slightly trickier. To cure an additional four eighths, I must fill their ears with the sweet melodies of the lads from Liverpool. J I will make them listen to Paul’s amazing songs:  And I Love Her, Michelle, P.S. I Love You, All My Loving, and When I Saw Her Standing There.  They will love the Beatles and their amazing talent and a good four sixths of the infected will be cured. J But unfortunately, there is another two thirds of these infected girls won’t listen to the sweet sound of Beatles and refuse to relinquish the horrid virus. Two eighths I will cure by comparison. (These girls have been infected in a less common way. This way is that they think the Beatles are either old or dead so their music must be horrible compared to Justin Bieber and refuse to listen to it because of this belief. They also think for some reason that the fiend is better looking than the Fab Four. Crazy, I say.) For them, I will show them my amazing comparison of the Beatles versus Justin Bieber. Let’s start with the smile. George Harrison versus Justin Bieber...on your mark...get set...GO!!!! J

Do I even need to say that George wins?? I mean seriously, he's got the cutest smile, like, ever! Beatles-1; Justin Bieber-0. Now let's move on to see who has the cutest face: Paul McCartney or Justin Bieber. J

Now clearly Paul wins. I mean, look at that face!!! He’s just so adorable!!! And here Justin actually has the advantage because Paul is in his twenties here and Justin is in his teens. Beatles-2; Justin Bieber-0. But now since these girls will be all like, “That’s not fair! They’re not the same age!” I will appease them. Let’s see who is cuter as a little kid: Ringo Starr or Justin Bieber.

Awwww!!! Look at baby Ringo!!!!!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! He's just so adorable!!!!!!!! I've taken a survey and 99.999% of all sane people think Ringo is by far the cutest.J Beatles-3; Justin Bieber-0. Now let’s see who is funnier: The Beatles… or Justin Bieber. (This shouldn’t take longJ)

Now I compare hairstyles. (Mutter mutter mutter Paul mutter)J

Justin Bieber stole the Beatles’ mop tops and didn’t even wear it good!! Beatles-4; Justin Bieber-0. But sadly, just comparing looks won’t convince all of them. I must compare talent and accomplishments.

(If the pic is too small, click on it.) Obviously, the Beatles are more awesome. They are cuter, more amazing, more talented, and have accomplished more than Justin Bieber. BEATLES WIN
8-0!!!!!!! But sadly there will always be that last eighth who will still love Justin Bieber even after all this. But I will continue to try to cure them, one sad, misguided girl at a time.

Yeah I have ambitions, don’t I. J Maybe someday this will actually work and I will be a hero, J but for now I can only dream. Oh well, DFTBA and listen to the BEATLES!!!!!!!!! J

warning: this post may contain large amounts of doctor who

for those of you who dont know what doctor who is, Doctor Who is a British science fiction television programme produced by the BBC. The programme depicts the adventures of a time-travelling humanoid alien known as the Doctor who explores the universe in a sentient time machine called the TARDIS that flies through time and space, whose exterior appears as a blue police box from 1963 London which is when the Series first aired. Along with a succession of companions, he faces a variety of foes while working to save civilizations, help people, and right wrongs. (thank you wiki). Doctor who is the longest-running science fiction television show in the world (eat it star wars) oh well now laineys gonna kill me for saying that lainey if your reading this, please dont kill me. ok i digress, doctor who started in 1963, thats right 1963. now your probably thinking how can be running for 48 years? Well, In cases of advanced age, mortal illness, or fatal injury, time lords (the doctors race from the planet gallifrey) have the ability to regenerate their bodies to create a new physical form. There presonality changes to making them seem like a new person. this process is called regeneration.So that means thats every few years or so they cast new actors to play the doctor. there have been 11 actors who have played the doctor (the doctor can regenerate 12 times for a total of 13 bodes) in order from 1-10 William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, and David Tennant have all played the doctor. Matt Smith is the current doctor at number 11. So yeah long time. more next time i guess. byyyyyeeee

Think I Could Be A Novelist? :)

Okay, so on Monday I was texting my friend, Emilia, and she was wishing that she could email our other friend, James. Well, since he had told me his email address previously, I told her that I could give it to her but she was all like, "No that would be weird if I emailed him and said, hi James. Yeah I bet you're wondering how I got your email address. Well, if you want to know the truth, magical fairies gave it to me. So yeah, bye."
So, since they're both obsessed with Star Wars, I said, "Then don't say that. say that Qui-gon Jinn gave it to you." And then since she's a real stickler about details, she said, "Qui-gon is DEAD." and then I proceeded to create an elaborate story about how Emilia got James's email via a bunch of Star Wars characters that went like this:


Miles, James, and I were had gone to see Obi-wan Kenobi on Tattooine for training on how to use the lightsabers that we had previously aquired somehow while Emilia was on a secret mission. We trained for many weeks until we had mastered it. Well, most of us anyway. Miles, for some strange reason, was having trouble so he said he would stay a bit longer to train while James and I went to go find Yoda on Dagobah via directions that Obi-wan had given us. Well, James and I went to Dagobah and Yoda taught us how to use the Force. Then one day, when James was out training, Yoda told me about an ancient prophecy, even more ancient than Anakin's that Emilia, Miles, James and I were key parts in. He said that James was destined to become the greatest Jedi of all and that he would face many trials and most likely, deaths, because of his destiny so Emilia, Miles, and I must stick by him and help him be strong or all will be lost and James could die. I was shocked! James was destined to be the greatest Jedi of all time and if my friends and I don't help him, it could be fatal! I sat down on a rock to register all of the shocking news. Yoda then told me a strange thing called an email address. He said that it would belong to James in the distant future and that I was to give it to Emilia when the time was right. I nodded and went outside. James ran up to me, panting.
"Luke just sent me a transmission." he said between large breaths, "We have to go to Tattooine right away. Miles's ship blew up!" I gasped in horror.
"Is he okay?!" I asked, terrified.
"Thankfully, yes. It exploded when he wasn't in it." replied James. I sighed in relief.
"Well, let's go get him." I said. We said goodbye to Yoda and left for Tattooine. When we got there, we found Miles standing outside Obi-wan's house talking with Emilia to our great surprise. James and I pestered Miles for information until Emilia said that she hadn't told him anything. We apologized to Miles and then tried to extract information from Emilia who wouldn't give any, despite all our cajoling. Eventually we gave up and flew back home.

So, think I can earn a living as a novelist? :) Anyway, bye and DFTBA! :)

I dont think that your supposed to hold them like that

really stop it your scaring me

that is all

CHRISTMAS HAS COME!!!!!..... and Gone :)

Okay so as we all know, yesterday was CHRISTMAS so that means PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!! :D Yay!! half of what I got had something to do with the Beatles :) (the exception is a IHome, BYU pjs and scarf, and a Calvin and Hobbes book) I got a Beatles t-shirt, a Beatles Fake Book (a fake book is a book that has the melody for each song and chords as well), a gigantical Beatles anthology book, and a DVD with the four episodes of the Ed Sullivan Show that the Beatles starred in. I think I'm set for life :) I will now spam you all with Christmas Beatles pics because I have nothing else better to do. :) I know...you're thrilled :) But hey, it's my day to post so whatever. MORE PICTURES I SAY!!!! :)

Haha they sure like presents :) Anyway, the Beatles and I just wanted to wish everyone a late merry Christmas! So yeah (yeah yeah! Oh I crack myself up) I hope everyone has a fab time with their newly aquired stuff! So DFTBA and ho ho ho! :)

I Love This Blog Post :)

Okay so I was randomly surfing the internet for Beatles related things (I can't remember when. It was a long time ago.) and I stumbled across this blog post from two years ago.

http://playingdressupwithkellie.blogspot.com/2009/09/random-post-wednesday-beatles.html

I laughed SO HARD!!! And I was so happy that I found another spazzy Beatles fan just like me! And if you scroll down all the way to the last comment you will see a comment by someone even more obsessed with Paul than I am! My friends have NO IDEA what a majorly crazed, deranged, and obsessed Beatles fan is. :) Well, actually they do (me!) but I contain it most of the time and I am realistic about it all. :) Anyway, I hope you enjoy an alternate source of Beatles fangirl spazziness! :) Bye! DFTBA and listen to the Beatles!! :)