Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Justin Bieber stole the Beatles’ mop tops and didn’t even wear it good!! Beatles-4; Justin Bieber-0. But sadly, just comparing looks won’t convince all of them. I must compare talent and accomplishments.
(If the pic is too small, click on it.) Obviously, the Beatles are more awesome. They are cuter, more amazing, more talented, and have accomplished more than Justin Bieber. BEATLES WIN
8-0!!!!!!! But sadly there will always be that last eighth who will still love Justin Bieber even after all this. But I will continue to try to cure them, one sad, misguided girl at a time.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
So, since they're both obsessed with Star Wars, I said, "Then don't say that. say that Qui-gon Jinn gave it to you." And then since she's a real stickler about details, she said, "Qui-gon is DEAD." and then I proceeded to create an elaborate story about how Emilia got James's email via a bunch of Star Wars characters that went like this:
Miles, James, and I were had gone to see Obi-wan Kenobi on Tattooine for training on how to use the lightsabers that we had previously aquired somehow while Emilia was on a secret mission. We trained for many weeks until we had mastered it. Well, most of us anyway. Miles, for some strange reason, was having trouble so he said he would stay a bit longer to train while James and I went to go find Yoda on Dagobah via directions that Obi-wan had given us. Well, James and I went to Dagobah and Yoda taught us how to use the Force. Then one day, when James was out training, Yoda told me about an ancient prophecy, even more ancient than Anakin's that Emilia, Miles, James and I were key parts in. He said that James was destined to become the greatest Jedi of all and that he would face many trials and most likely, deaths, because of his destiny so Emilia, Miles, and I must stick by him and help him be strong or all will be lost and James could die. I was shocked! James was destined to be the greatest Jedi of all time and if my friends and I don't help him, it could be fatal! I sat down on a rock to register all of the shocking news. Yoda then told me a strange thing called an email address. He said that it would belong to James in the distant future and that I was to give it to Emilia when the time was right. I nodded and went outside. James ran up to me, panting.
"Luke just sent me a transmission." he said between large breaths, "We have to go to Tattooine right away. Miles's ship blew up!" I gasped in horror.
"Is he okay?!" I asked, terrified.
"Thankfully, yes. It exploded when he wasn't in it." replied James. I sighed in relief.
"Well, let's go get him." I said. We said goodbye to Yoda and left for Tattooine. When we got there, we found Miles standing outside Obi-wan's house talking with Emilia to our great surprise. James and I pestered Miles for information until Emilia said that she hadn't told him anything. We apologized to Miles and then tried to extract information from Emilia who wouldn't give any, despite all our cajoling. Eventually we gave up and flew back home.
So, think I can earn a living as a novelist? :) Anyway, bye and DFTBA! :)
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Monday, December 26, 2011
Haha they sure like presents :) Anyway, the Beatles and I just wanted to wish everyone a late merry Christmas! So yeah (yeah yeah! Oh I crack myself up) I hope everyone has a fab time with their newly aquired stuff! So DFTBA and ho ho ho! :)
Saturday, December 24, 2011
I laughed SO HARD!!! And I was so happy that I found another spazzy Beatles fan just like me! And if you scroll down all the way to the last comment you will see a comment by someone even more obsessed with Paul than I am! My friends have NO IDEA what a majorly crazed, deranged, and obsessed Beatles fan is. :) Well, actually they do (me!) but I contain it most of the time and I am realistic about it all. :) Anyway, I hope you enjoy an alternate source of Beatles fangirl spazziness! :) Bye! DFTBA and listen to the Beatles!! :)